It PAYS To Read My Sister’s Tumblr*
I got my sister’s tweet promoting her latest Tumblr post and checked it out.
You should too. Go ahead; I’ll wait. Trust me, you need it to get the rest of this post.
I tweeted back to her, “Thanks for the prep: I have to call her tonight!”
I called Mom shortly thereafter and, after chatting for a moment about something else, she said, “OH! And we got our taxes done today. WE HAVE TO PAY $10,000!!”
I said, “YOU DO?? OH MY GOSH. WE DO TOO.”
I felt her deflate immediately as she said, “Uh, you do? Oh…”
I said, “Yeah, we just can’t believe it! We’re so upset!”
She quietly said half-whispering, “But you know what day it is, right?”
I screamed “April Fool’s Day!”
And then I think she called me a Shit, and we laughed.
*Reading my sister’s Tumblr doesn’t pay in money, though. But you should still read it. It’s really good.