neighborhoodr-chicago:

chicagobusiness:

It’s official: Danny Meyer’s Shake Shack is coming to Chicago.

Today in important cheeseburger news.

WHUT??

neighborhoodr-chicago:

chicagobusiness:

It’s official: Danny Meyer’s Shake Shack is coming to Chicago.

Today in important cheeseburger news.

WHUT??

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cathymccaughan:

btdt

OH THIS MADE ME LAUGH.

cathymccaughan:

btdt

OH THIS MADE ME LAUGH.

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foodiechats:

Grilled Bananas with Chocolate and Toasted Coconut Flakes!! http://ow.ly/1W5MJ5

Makes me think of Girl Scouts. Definitely resurrecting this “recipe” this summer over our fire pit.

foodiechats:

Grilled Bananas with Chocolate and Toasted Coconut Flakes!! http://ow.ly/1W5MJ5

Makes me think of Girl Scouts. Definitely resurrecting this “recipe” this summer over our fire pit.

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Just had to educate my eighteen-year-old on the fact that Men At Work’s “Be Good, Johnny” was a big hit way before it was the “Supernanny” theme song.

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Pre-trip checklist

Passport…check.
Cash…check.
Credit card…check.
Clown nose…check.

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When it comes to the song “Scream & Shout” by will.i.am (featuring Britney Spears), I have found that there is no gray area: people either love it or hate it.

As it happens, I love it and my sister hates it.

The funny thing is, I love it even more since I found out that my sister hates it, because whenever I hear it on the radio I think of my sister doing her fake-British-accent mockery of “All eyes on us…all eyes on us…” and that is HILARIOUS STUFF RIGHT THERE.

(Source: suburbscraw)

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Interesting Requirement For A College Scholarship, or “You Don’t See THAT Every Day.”

* Must be a high school graduate
* Must be enrolled in an accredited 2 or 4 year college or university for Fall
* Must be a legal resident of the United States
* Must have a most recent GPA of 2.0 or above
* Must not be currently incarcerated

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houseofjules2:

My sister & I tweeted about the Cubs at the exact same time (just as the super bowl ended), and didn’t even plan it!

houseofjules2:

My sister & I tweeted about the Cubs at the exact same time (just as the super bowl ended), and didn’t even plan it!

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houseofjules2:

USING INSTANT MESSENGER AT WORK FOR VERY IMPORTANT PROFESSIONAL THANGZ
Fave co-worker: My niece is selling girl scout cookies if you want any. They’re $4 a box.Me: Four dollars per box?! Is the Girl Scout organization approving loans these days?
Fave co-worker: The Girl Scouts are the original artisanal bakers, charging artisanal prices.
Me: Lemme get my dentures in and tell you about how Girl Scout cookies used to be $2/box when I was peddling the shit out of them. What kind of cookies is she selling—not all troops/regions have the same ones available.Fave co-worker: Thin Mints, Samoas, Tagalongs, Dosidos, Trefoils, Dulce de Leche, Thank U Berry Much (never heard of it) and Savannah Smiles.Me: “Thank U Berry Much” is a cookie? Fuck that noise. Fave co-worker: Its, like, cranberry nonsense.Me: Hang on, I have to Google those. OH MY GOD THEY’RE CALLED “THANK U BERRY MUNCH”. MUNCH. Like, snack.Fave co-worker: Munch is a gross word and probably illegal to use around minors.Me: Stahp, girl scouts. You’re traumatizing me.Fave co-worker: It’s like the weird ginger of the cookies.Me: When do you need the cash? Or can I just pay you in organs? I have a kidney worth about $8 that I could trade you for 2 boxes of cookies. Just think about it and get back to me.

houseofjules2:

USING INSTANT MESSENGER AT WORK FOR VERY IMPORTANT PROFESSIONAL THANGZ

Fave co-worker: My niece is selling girl scout cookies if you want any. They’re $4 a box.

Me: Four dollars per box?! Is the Girl Scout organization approving loans these days?

Fave co-worker: The Girl Scouts are the original artisanal bakers, charging artisanal prices.

Me: Lemme get my dentures in and tell you about how Girl Scout cookies used to be $2/box when I was peddling the shit out of them. What kind of cookies is she selling—not all troops/regions have the same ones available.

Fave co-worker: Thin Mints, Samoas, Tagalongs, Dosidos, Trefoils, Dulce de Leche, Thank U Berry Much (never heard of it) and Savannah Smiles.

Me: “Thank U Berry Much” is a cookie? Fuck that noise.

Fave co-worker: Its, like, cranberry nonsense.

Me: Hang on, I have to Google those. OH MY GOD THEY’RE CALLED “THANK U BERRY MUNCH”. MUNCH. Like, snack.

Fave co-worker: Munch is a gross word and probably illegal to use around minors.

Me: Stahp, girl scouts. You’re traumatizing me.

Fave co-worker: It’s like the weird ginger of the cookies.

Me: When do you need the cash? Or can I just pay you in organs? I have a kidney worth about $8 that I could trade you for 2 boxes of cookies. Just think about it and get back to me.

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You do NOT, under any circumstances, call into a “Rewind” radio station that has a “Class Reunion” lunchtime show and, when the DJ asks, “Are you ready to go back to 1986?” answer “Yeah! That’s when I was born!”

You just DON’T. It’s wrong. Respect your elders.

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